Thursday, January 9, 2014

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Madrid.
Madrid who?
Madrid you wash my jeans?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex Who?
Alex plain later, just let me in

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-citing to meet you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Tara Tara Who?
Tara McClosoff!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Joe!
Joe who!
Joe Away, I'm not talking to you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rhino!
Rhino Who?
Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!