If you're going to create a Tinder profile, you might as well try and be a little clever. Here are some neat sentences to include in your bio:
- looking for someone to fill the void in my heart. Things haven't been the same since Zayne left OneDirection.
- we can name the dog Tinder
- be my Tinderella
- ya'll gonna make me lose my mind. Up in here. Up in here.
- Ebola free since 2014! #blessed
- your head will look great next to the one already in my freezer
-my couch pulls out, I don't.
-coming to a city near you.
- Life's all about taking risks. I swipe right on group pics
- call now and only $19.99 plus shipping handling. New and improved model. Now STD free!
|I don't have Ebola|
- I'm the curiosity that killed the cat
- I tinder be a nice guy
- failed billionare, okay conversationalist, bad spillir
- I have 5 friends on MySpace and am waiting approval for the 6th
- I live on the edge. When I went to Paris, I didn't take a pic of the Eifle Tower
|"Please have your shit together"|
- If you wanna be my lover, got get with my friends
- Sometimes I volunteer too much. Occasionally I hit people with my car.
- intentionally left blank
- I'm going down, I'm yelling Tinder
- I'll be Burger King and you'll be mcdonalds, I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it
-Don't worry I'm not a catfish
- Please no goat sacrificers
If you want more, I recommend: https://twitter.com/funnytinderbios